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Grumpy's Staraoke Voted Best Karaoke in the Twin Cities! Again.

Show us one person who claims to not secretly wish to be a country, rock, or rap star, and we'll show you a liar. Music celebrity will never happen for most of us, but that doesn't mean we can't dream. If you're ready to show a little of your exhibitionist side, Staraoke Karaoke may offer the best opportunity to publicly humiliate yourself. Hosted by the often-beehived Arzu Gocken, Staraoke's show probably has the fattest playlist in town, and the crowd is usually enthusiastic and unashamed. Some singers can really sing (and are probably in a local band); others can't carry a tune to save their lives, but can sell a song with attitude (which is 90 percent of what karaoke is about). So knock back a Surly, snack on some bar treats (try the weirdly yummy fried mac 'n' cheese bites), and pick the song you know you can rock (be sure to practice in the car or in front of the mirror first).

Every Monday Night - At all Grumpy's locations! Buy a tap Summit and keep this swank hi end design beer glass for free! The special only runs from 6-9pm on Monday nights, and while supplies last. Otherwise if you want one of these Objects D'Art, you'll have to pony up $2 any other time. The reverse of the glass has the Summit logo on it as well.

While we're talking about swag, check out the latest Grumpy's Zippo design now available at all locations as well. You can order 'em online here. This is a limited edition of 50, so get a move on before it's too late!

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You want something really different to do when hanging out in the bar? Try this out, SLOT CAR RACING! Vintage Aurora slot car racing hosted by those speed demons from Eastside Electric Slotcar Club. Every Tuesday at 6pm in the City Club (racing season ends in May). You buy the beer, we'll provide the track and cars.

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HAR MAR SUPERSTAR and his Mischief
Live Tues.- Feb 26th - 11pm, at Grumpy's Downtown!

This last minute gig is pretty much an unannounced (aside from right here) affair.
There will be a small cover, but we haven't even had a chance to figure that out yet!

The Minneapolis Cold Sprints return to Grumpy’s Bar Downtown

Friday February 29^th 7pm-Close.

Entrants compete at time trials and races.

Come ready to race or just watch and enjoy the $2 PRB Tall Boys

Check out this link for more information.

RISK YOUR MEAT (formerly Meat Raffle Tonight!) RETURNS March 1st!! For those not familiar, Risk Your Meat is a bizarre cross of comedy show meets game show, meets a midwestern meat raffle. Hosted by Rich Kronfeld (from Comedy Centrals' Let's Bowl) and Spam Recipe Champ Faith Ferrall. This live sketch performance show thingy happens every Sat. night at Grumpy's City Club room at 9pm. Be there for FREE fun and games.

Starting Feb 25th is Grumpy's Trivia Jukebox hosted by Ollie Stench (local underground music know it all). It'll have Ollie DJing as well as holding a music Trivia contest. Expect this trivia event to have more bite than yer average trivia affair. Drink specials too! Every Monday night at 9pm in Grumpy's City Club room.

WHAT U MISSED: Aesthetic Apparatus annual garage sale was a huge success as tons turned out to drink, look at piles of art, and get amazing deals on these amazing local poster artists wares. If you missed it, you can check out there stuff online, and start saving yer $$ for next years event. Also Leraning Curve Records, record release party last Friday (2/8/08) with Birthday Suits and Blind Shake. Wow, amazing show and great turnout!